Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Reasons Why we Indians Cannot be Terrorists

1. We are always late - we would have missed the flight which was meant to be hijacked. 

 

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 

 

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there in the first place 

 

4. We talk with our hands  - therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 

 

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane . 

 

6. We would a argue and start a fight in the plane. 

 

7. We can't keep a secret ; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 

 

8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. 

 

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day 

 

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages. 

 

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