HUMOR : What Indian Advertisements Taught Me???

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat. And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketris kspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforein vesting.
21. You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol, You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
22. That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
23. To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
24. Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!
25. That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
26. That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
27. That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body !
28. Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!
29. That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
30. That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A Puddle Of Mud
31. Boost is the secret of Dhoni and Sachin's Energy
32. If you eat salt in your food (some brand)..one day you'll become a collector..