Scenes from INDIAN STATES

Scenario 1

 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and they start arguing about who's

right.

You are in Kolkata

 

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

 

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &

tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat

him up.

That's Delhi

 

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy

comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That's Ahmedabad.

 

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes

a software program to stop the fight. But the fight

doesn't stop b'coz of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

 

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy

comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like

all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

 

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and

call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are

fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA.

 

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Finally two political parties

are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR.