Monday, January 20, 2014

20 unusual résumé tactics to avoid

When asked to recall the most unusual résumés they have received, employers shared the following:

 

  1. Candidate said the more you paid him, the harder he worked.

 

  1. Candidate included that he was arrested for assaulting his previous boss.

 

  1. Candidate said he just wanted an opportunity to show off his new tie.

 

  1. Candidate listed her dog as reference.

 

  1. Candidate listed the ability to do the moonwalk as a special skill.

 

  1. Candidates -- a husband and wife looking to job share -- submitted a co-written poem.

 

  1. Candidate included "versatile toes" as a selling point.

 

  1. Candidate stated she was "particularly adept at comprehending the obvious."

 

  1. Candidate said that he would be a "good asset to the company," but failed to include the "et" in the word "asset."

 

  1. Candidate's email address on the résumé had "shakinmybootie" in it.

 

  1. Candidate said he was qualified because he was a "marvelous physical specimen."

 

  1. Candidate included that she survived a bite from a deadly aquatic animal.

 

  1. Candidate was fired from different jobs, but included each one as a reference.

 

  1. Candidate used first name only.

 

  1. Candidate presented a list of demands in order to work for the organization.

 

  1. Candidate asked, "Would you pass up an opportunity to hire someone like this? I think not."

 

  1. Candidate insisted that the company pay him to interview with them because his time was valuable.

 

  1. Candidate's résumé was intentionally written from right to left instead of left to right.

 

  1. Candidate shipped a lemon with résumé, stating "I am not a lemon."

 

  1. Candidate submitted 40-page résumé that included photos and diplomas

 

 

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