Saturday, October 12, 2013

Interesting Laws

·         Law of Queues:If you change queues, the one have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

·         Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a engage tone.

·         Law of Mechanical Repair:  After your hand becomes coated with grease, your nose will began to itch.

·         Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped. Will roll to the least accessible corner.

·         Law of the Alibi:If you tell the boss you were late to for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

·         Bath Theorem:When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

·         Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

·         Law of the Result: When you try to prove someone that a machine won’t work, it will work.

·         Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last

 

 

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